Funny Strip Bar Story

[JJRAKMAN]

So I go into a strip bar.

Yeah there's naked chicks there. So what?

The funny part was when I went to go take a piss.

While in the bathrrom, I noticed there were two urinals.

One at normal adult level, and one set a little lower, like you might see at Chuck E. Cheese's for the kiddies.

So like an idiot real loud I say, "Why the hell do they have a little kid's urninal in a strip bar!?"

And from the stalled-in toilet I hear a gutteral gravely voice announce, "That's not for kids!"

It was that that time that the source of the gravely gutteral voice walked out of the stalled toilet. The voice came from a dwarf, or whatever PC word they're using these days.

I was humiliated.

[Alternity Orange]

I'm waiting for the second part of the story now. Did the two of you go back to his place or yours?

[Impreszive]

Dammit man! You started off with naked women and ended with piss and Dwarves! I should smack you for your priorities!

[JJRAKMAN]

I'm waiting for the second part of the story now. Did the two of you go back to his place or yours?


Neither. We got it on in the back of a Ford Fiesta.

[CaptainTux]

At the rate I am going with finding a place for my church, I just may be asking the local strip club owner if I could hold services there...they are closed on Sundays...nice to know the kids can pee.

[Loki]

Neither. We got it on in the back of a Ford Fiesta.


Why?